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abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
(via somethingsherlockish)
people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it
(Source: android18, via laughbitches)
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
(Source: tedfuckingmosby, via somethingsherlockish)


do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via analfistingjesus)
do you hear the students cry
crying through essays that they write
penning the musings of a pupil
doing their homework over night
on the weekend there were laughs
putting it off seemed a good plan
now im stuck here with my books
motherfucking damn
(via 221b-baker-sweets)
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion, via laughbitches)
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth


